That line doesn't work with me. I don't care about percentages. I eat everything. Better pickup line: bring food, it will be appreciated.
@A pet named Steve, I'll need your phone number and address to bring you food
@a shiny haunter, you lose to the hacker who's already on the way with surprise cupcakes.
@orion55, screw cupcakes, I'll do better than that!!
@A pet named Steve, I'll bring pizza and desserts while these two are talking.
@a shiny haunter, gonna be hard to do better than cupcake while he's busy doing her.
@Hannah Kanaan, nice. Come on in!
@Hannah Kanaan, lol
@CynicalSirr, Careful those two are edgy af
@A pet named Steve, favorite type of food?
@jeewjitsu000, all. But if I had to pick, I'd say bacon and/or chocolate...
@A pet named Steve, chocolate covered Bacon
@A pet named Steve, I'm thinking outside the box :P
What about, "Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner."?
Eat the food! Eat the food!
"Do you dare me to go talk to her"
Nobody can't be this smooth, Goosh
My best line:
*After signalling someone over with finger*
If I can make you come here with just a finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body...