If he's not cut out to be a ninja, he could always be the head of a meme organization
@Your Darkest Secret, and that's the story of spoons.
Took me a while to click ninja turtles, thought it might be something sexual
That is NOT how you pick up a turtle, as a proud turtle dad and a turtle being our mascot I felt I needed to announce this
The young days of the funny pics turtle
50 shades of green?
at first I thought he had the mask and nunchucks laying out already and intended to smash the turtle's shell in order to make him more TMNT-like. needless to say I'm very tired
Totally thought that was an IUD at first
Where dat pizza at doe?
Now you know to feed your turtle pizza, get a rat to train him, and let him know that he's totally radical.
i knew it! that all turtles are ninjas !