So what if she's a lawyer? My ex gf was a divorce lawyer (yeah, I know, should have been a massive red flag right there!) and she had awesome tiddies. Sure, they were hiding an empty void where her heart should have been, but they were still awesome.
@Nellybert , my ex-wife had awsome titties. Like the best set on any girl I've been with. Behind them hid deceit and spite on a unimaginable level. Damn do I miss those perfect tits though. Maybe I should ruin my life once more and give her a call.
@that crazy Marine, do you all need to talk
@KittyVonClaude, my psychiatrist thinks I'm crazy enough.
@that crazy Marine, get your own tit implants and make her jealous
She'll come crawling back to you
@Nellybert , my ex was self conscious of her tiddies but I didn't care that they were small. They were big enough to hide the cold, cold icy grip that her black soul had on her heart anyways, so I don't see why she was complaining.
Fine I've got the evidence right here in my pants.
Oh that case. I'm tellin ya lawyer, she was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
I think he's guilty...
@The guy with the gun, Plot twist: He was the one being sexually harassed.
When a cot and 3 square meals a day is the best deal, but stupidity doesn't recognize that fact.
"After I do something with those bomb ass tiddies!"