The best things in life ARE free
I see what you did there
Wear the bag, I don't like your face.
He wants her naked
That's when you either find a present or find yourself single
He'll have fun... Sleeping on the couch
I'm totally trying this
Enjoy the little things in life
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
It could be made into an apron, and this joke could become sexist.
If you know what I mean...
I don't get it lol JUST KiDDING Hurhurhur
*wears empty bag* DAAAM GURL U SMEXY!!
Y u no put on present
The best things in life... Are covered in lingerie