I may be small
And somewhat frail
But I bet my
My life will be
Chock full of love
I fit in pocket
Warm and snug.
@Luxanna Crownguard, what kind of miserable bastard downvotes something like this?
@Zack Fair, one that disagrees with the use of off-rhyme, which is an understandable qualm. I don't hold it against them.
@Zack Fair, Bunch of assholes on this app. They are becoming alot more frequent.
Is this that pocket pussy I've been hearing about?
@Babe Lincoln, it's not great for carrying cash.
@NebOlevar, oh god, that video
My girlfriend is an intern at a vet clinic and she does this every day.
It helps calm down kids that come in when you pull a kitten out of your pocket.
IT'S SO FLUFFY, I'M GONNA DIE. I think that's how it goes.
New Asian-style snack packs! Fits in your pocket, and guaranteed fresh.