He'll forever be Rock hard
@Perturabo, you forgot to put on your sunglasses
@Perturabo, Is that Dwayne the Rock Johnson's ancestor?
@Perturabo, he should have probably consulted a doctor after the fourth hour. Between that and the whole being dead thing.
I don't feel pathetic and neither should he. That man is a legend in my book.
@HellboyPerlman, you know some hot tourist chicks are gonna ride it.
@HellboyPerlman, "the volcano is erupting? Eh I've got time to rub one out"
@HellboyPerlman, The fact that he could hold an erection knowing he was about to die is pretty impressive indeed. To just be able to block all that out and focus on the task at hand (pun intended) is hero worthy.
@HellboyPerlman, the real legend is in that guy's right hand.
@Jolee Bindo, Ive read the article, and this means he was probably killed instantly. He does not show any signs of pain or agony. Multiple skeletons were found who are presumed to have died instantly, albeit not while strangling the trouser snake
That's not embarrassing, that's legendary
@PATBATTA, I was going to say. Perhaps he knew he was about to die.
@Seohn, if so, he's now my god
If I ever know I'm going to be encased in rock like this I plan to get a cucumber and position it so that it looks like I have an 8 inch long- 6 inch girth penis.
... Die Hard
I'd like to think finished just before his life ended.
If you know you are about to die, and don't have access to someone else to do the deed with, then WTF else are you supposed to do?
The question remains: how close was he to finishing?
@he ded, well something erupted in ways that we'll never forget, so I'll just leave it at that.
If you were about to die wouldn't it be the last thing youd do too
If you die with a boner would it go down or stay up
@fishychair, it will stay up. At morgue, the code word for such an occurrence is "Angel Lust". You can look it up to see I'm not making this up
His life must have ended in a climax
How does one get incased in rock? (Being legitimate btw. No idea how this happens.)
@All my Mizore, You'll need to ask the people of Pompeii.
@All my Mizore, fun fact: in case you didn't know, the bodies weren't like that when found. They were completely covered then decayed, leaving behind weird shaped holes when they were found. Only when people poured stuff in to make a mold did they realize they were bodies.
Legends never die
Maybe im blind but i dont see hia penis? He could have just fallen down like that when something pierced his skull... Looks like a rock or shard of something embedded i to his head
I'd rather be one of the people in Pompeii that died masturbating then died and sealed in the fetal position
When the cum dries after not nutting for a week.
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Looks like he might have been giving someone else a hand too