Hits a little too close to home
It's like my grandpa always used to say, "the smaller the talk, the bigger the cock"
@ChickNJoe, I know a mute. She must have a monster
@ChickNJoe, explains why I always talk big. Wait...
*leaves engagement ring on desk*
@GayShjtSniper, * Puts up other sign * “no”
Well no doughnuts for you
Fair enough *proceeds to be asshole customer instead of being civil and nice.*
In the future, all verbal communication will have ceased in favor of prewritten response cards, and humanity will rejoice