It makes me so happy that dates like that are still ahead of me.
Taco Tuesday on 2’s Day!
@ZohmB, taco 2’s day**
This is my birthday and also when my driver's license expires
I think I just jizzed.
And it's my birthday!
It's Lerner and Rowe day
Monday is the second day of the week
Tuesday is the third day of the week. Sunday is first
F*vk your fun
Yo dawg I heard you like twos
...ugh, fine, I'll wait till after that
*Puts away noose*