When she says she is not on her period and you go down on her
@Cancer69, this makes me think that the period blood somehow exploded onto his face... Be right back, gotta empty stomach in a toilet bowl or something.
@Cancer69, "You still going to eat that?"
I swear toddlers find a way to fvck up anything
@KittyVonClaude, live with two of them, can confirm
@The Puppet Man, I have three, that used to be toddlers, so, I can concur.
What the fvck happened?
@GreenF7, I think the cup was plastic and had 2 parts and they had a little tug of war and the kid broke the cup
@GreenF7, Hotsauce in eyes
I like watching babies hurt them selves. Not like a serious wound or anything but something for them to cry about, as long as its not my kid.... is something wrong with me????
@ TheBumberSnazzle, yes, definitely. I think you might have a vendetta against them.
Put this in a condom commercial.
That face at the end though. Kid looks like he aged fifty years in a matter of seconds
When you're jerking too hard and it bursts
That as an empty glass