You can always come back to us - it won't be any better, but you'll get to blame the British for it all.
Wouldn't recommend reenacting the Boston Tea Party though, probably catch no end of grief from Greenpeace.
@Nellybert , If we can't dump tea into the harbor, then there's no reason.
@Sir LancesALot, Fine, just use teabags rather than loose-leaf. Easier to clean up and you'll only be wasting the crappy stuff.
@Nellybert , I feel like everything would go away and be perfectly fine if the powers that be could just keep him from tweeting
@Lonely Monkey Fart, take away his phone, computer, TV, microphone, pen, and speaking privileges and it's a good start.
Aaaaaaaand we're all set!
July 4 th? You mean every day checklist?
Ahhh voter's remorse, that's what you get for voting for someone with tiny balls... Hands! I mean hands
@Mistyblue Ghost, yes, because this was defiantly written by a Trump supporter and not by a still butthurt lefty.
@Mistyblue Ghost, no remorse here, still a billion times better than Hillary no matter what.
@CrazyRightWinger, keep telling yourself that punkin
@CrazyRightWinger, While I agree that Trump is better than Hillary I'm still not happy with the way things are going. A lot of times Trump is his own worse enemy, especially when it comes to this Russia stuff.
@Jolee Bindo, choices sucked. Picked the better of the 2. I still think trump is better than Hillary all the way
@CrazyRightWinger, a billion times 0 sounds like he's staying the course
@Richard Cypher, well, with Hillary in all likelihood nothing would have changed. With Trump things change for the worse but might lead to positive reform later.
So.... Hillary equals status quo, Trump equals shaking things up.
I can see people still not being upset that they voted for Trump, but if his healthcare bill somehow makes it through, I think a lot of people's tunes will change.
A number of them will change into steady tones on a heart monitor. 😷
@Mistyblue Ghost, if you think any things changes just because Trump is in office, you aren't paying any attention.
@Mistyblue Ghost, nah, I didn't vote cause I hated Hillary and Trump, and since I've been old enough to understand such things I've been watching this nation fall apart.
Everybody doesn't like Trump, doesn't mean only his supporters are upset he's not working out, when the president is bad the whole country suffers.
The only thing that could save this country now is something terrible that I don't even want to mention, or coming out way on top in the reemergence of the space race and establishing Mars, Venus, and the Moon before anyone else.
@Mistyblue Ghost, both are the same, neocon puppets that bend over when corporations knock in the door. People voted Trump because they were angry at how things operate, deliberate destabilization of the middle east, jobs being moved out the country, obama not being the change he promised, etc. Nothing has changed since Trump took office, with the exception of an increasingly ignorant bias against science, since you know, Trump has oil lobbyists running the whole thing. With Hilary at least they would pretend to care about science.
@Jolee Bindo, trump has plenty of problems but at least we are getting some of the things we've wanted.
@I Are Lebo, Shillary would have taken us to war and turned this country into basically a bank.
She's a career politician, corrupt liar, and she's only in any of this for money and power.
@Not Actually a Corgi, except for the 'career politician' part, that description applies equally to both of them. The only difference is that Trump is more obvious about being a scumbag.
And war is inevitable. Trump not only isn't stopping it, I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't already started it. With his overreactions to petty insults and whatnot over social media I seriously thought he'd have declared war on North Korea by now.
It's not like he gives a shït about South Korea.
Remember, we are talking about a man who thought being the President of the United States would be EASY. What, did he think all of the previous presidents became fans of white hair dye while in office? It's one of the most stressful jobs on the planet, right behind night guard at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria.
@Boston, Things are changing but it's like an undetected cancer spreading through the body of our society. Nobody is talking about the brain tumors causing people to vote for a fake president, or the millions of people with intellectual disabilities Trump will negatively affect the quality of care of with an 800 billion medicaid cut, or the growing racist violence, or women being ridiculed for saying they're feminist, or the 11th hour of climate change that will cripple our planet irreversibly, time we don't have to waste by an incompetent fake president
@Not Actually a Corgi, No doubt Hillary is a career politician, but war is unrealistic, there's just no motives for a full scale war, if there is war right now, its because money is being made out of it, plain and simple, America war machine is to keep the gun/oil manufacturers on life support. We just refuse them to let them die. As for the bank part, well, look at Wall Street, frigging Goldman Sachs is a Trump advisor, we have the so called enemy running the office. Truly, Hillary and Trump are the same.
@I Are Lebo, I'm very satisfied with how Trump's presidency is going. He hasn't ruined anything and, while he is provocative and crude, he's doing what he promisd he would.
Hillary didn't even have a straight campaign pomise; she flipflopped on literally everything.
Trump at least seems to care about America, even if he isn't the brightest. Hillary doesn't care about us at all.
That isn't even mentioning how badly she would have fvcked things up with the current state of the media too; they never would have reported anything bad on her, while they lied and continue to lie about Trump.
@I Are Lebo, Conflict with NK is a highly debatable topic, If we were to go to war with them theres a low chance things will go right for us, unless a full scale invasion/nuking/tactical bombing/etc is deployed, but we will just create another humanitarian disaster and pressure from other governments will make those options a no go. NK brainwashing is so strong we could have an ISIS style NK terrorist group haunting the region for decades if their land is to be occupied.
@Boston, the Clintons are war profiteers; they have huge connections to the defense industry. A war would have been terrible for America, but fvcking glorious for the Clintons. And if you think for a second that Hillary cares about our country more than herself, you are dead wrong.
She would have stepped on Russia's toes, a lot. And with the current state of Russia, they may have been driven to the point of using their actual nuclear weapons. Especially considering the fact that nobody on the face of the planet can win a war against America using conventional means.
She would have limited Russia's options to kill or be killed, and there's no Mercy button in nuclear war.
As a side note, the Democratic party received funding from George Soros.
@Mistyblue Ghost, It's a hard lesson we have to learn, we have to learn to not let the old system be in charge of things anymore, we have to stop being hypocrites just for short term rewards, putting the future and humans lives at jeopardy, Hillary pretends to care, she is just business as usual, Trump in the other hand, tries to mask his agenda in order to appear as different from business as usual, with tons of colateral damage sadly. His so called swap will never be removed, just replaced by another guy, unless we remove them, can't trust politicians to do it.
@Richard Cypher, And you're also a brainless hick.
@Jolee Bindo, You're a brainless hick.
@CrazyRightWinger, Shut the fuсk up you brainless hick.
@Trump Repellant, 242731
@Jolee Bindo, the only good potential candidate was Bernie Sanders
@Trump Repellant, well you certainly sound smarter than me with comments like that.
@CrazyRightWinger, I would love to know what some of those things are, please elaborate
@Mistyblue Ghost, border security, rebuild the gutted military, economic/job growth, dropping out of rip offs like the Paris climate accord, and generally putting our country's interests first.
@Not Actually a Corgi, Trump has not fulfilled a single promise he made, not that he made any clear promises to begin with. The mental gymnastics you people go through to support a man who would literally not piss on you to put you out if you were on fire is shocking to me.
Trump has no solid stance on ANY issue. He has stated no opinion that he has not also stated the opposite.
On top of that, he is a sexual deviant who assaults women, he advocates war crimes on national television, he CLEARLY colluded with the Russians (or at the very least turned a blind eye to it), he attempted to block a federal inquiry, and a number of other things.
Stop trying to distract from the fact that Donald Trump is one of the biggest scumbags on the planet.
@Boston, war between the USA and North Korea would last a month at most. You've been fooled by CNN, who can't talk about any world issues without making it about the USA (though it's not entirely their fault. Most Americans won't care otherwise).
Unless the American leadership was dumb enough to try a ground invasion, North Korea is no threat to the USA. Their real threat is the miles and miles of howitzers aimed directly at Seoul that would kill a million people with the first volley. South Korea is an ally of America, and that attack would cripple them.
And as I said, Trump doesn't care about them.
@CrazyRightWinger, "gutted military". Are you insane? The USA spends more on defence spending than the next 23 countries combined, meanwhile your infrastructure is collapsing, your housing market is on the verge of collapse, your prisons are overflowing, and your economy is in the toilet.
Your priorities are so out of whack it's no wonder you think Trump has done anything.
@I Are Lebo, Obama got rid of many top commanders and general in the military based on trumped up charges and replaced them with women with no combat experience, the navy has shrunken to pre-ww2 size, moral was destroyed, they talked more about sexual harassment than destroying ISIS. Trump is trying to undue all that Obama did to the military.
Also jobs report was out this
morning, 40,000 more jobs added than were expected.
@CrazyRightWinger, I really don't think you know what you're talking about.
Also, the fact that woman soldiers get sexually assaulted on a regular basis IS a larger problem to American interests than ISIS is. ISIS is blown way out of proportion (like most things) by American media.
@I Are Lebo, prisons overflowing=we need more death sentences. Prison was supposed to be the worst place ever and that was a deterrent to crime. Convert prisons into work camps like Angola in Louisiana. Make them self sufficient growing their own food and making products for the state. Make prisoners clean up and fix the roads. Infrastructure collapsing? We have huge labor reserves to get things fixed just sitting in cells
@Richard Cypher, I totally agree. The death penalty shouldn't be about punishment. If you have a criminal who committed a crime bad enough that they are sentenced to never rejoin society, then there is no reason to keep them alive. It's threat removal, not revenge.
@I Are Lebo, No Clinton has ever fulfilled a single promise they've made. The mental gymnastics you people will go through to support someone who would kill you for simply talking about something they don't want people to know is shocking to me.
Hillary has no solid stance on ANY issue. She has stated no opinion that she has not also stated the opposite, including reproductive rights and equality under the law.
On top of that, she is married to a sexual deviant who assaults women, advocates war on national television, she CLEARLY colludes with multiple shady corporations and overseas entities, attempted to cover up a massive slew of war crimes, and a vast number of other things.
Stop trying to ignore the fact that Hillary Clinton is one of the worst scumbags on the planet.
@Not Actually a Corgi, I don't fücking support Hillary! Stop bringing her up, she lost the election and is thus irrelevant. You keep bringing her up. Stop it!
For fücks sake, Hillary being a scumbag doesn't make Trump not a scumbag.
You're like the fücking morons trying to prove Creationism by trying to disprove Evolution. That's not how it works!
@I Are Lebo, I would also like to point out that there is no evidence to show that the Russians had ANYTHING to do with the election and that the CEO of CNN has ADMITTED to the whole "Russian ties" thing being a massive "nothingburger" and that it's LITERALLY fake news.There is video evidence of this. They also threatened to dox a guy for making a meme.
On top of this, Trump has no history of sexual assault or deviancy that has been proven; allegations are literally meaningless. And considering the libel campaign against him by mainstream media, I'm not really inclined to believe the allegations in the first place.
Also, why are we still in the Middle East and why is Guantanamo Bay still open, Obama? At least Donald Trump repealed that fvcking terrible socialized healthcare that NOBODY IN THE WORKING CLASS COULD AFFORD (not that his will be any better, but still).
@I Are Lebo, my bad, usually people who mindlessly hate against Trump are rabid Shillary cucks that foam at the mouth and jump on any topic that their SJW mistresses order them to.
And Democrat idiocy aside, I still have yet to see anything regarding any evidence of any of these allegations against Trump.
Looking at facts and facts alone, Trump is a provocative businessman who isn't the smartest man alive but knows damn good and well how to run a business. And given that our country has MASSIVE debts and financial problems, I'm glad he's in charge of making it great again. He is infinitely better than any of the competition was.
He also is a goddamn meme machine.
@Not Actually a Corgi, Trump cupped the breast of an underage model, ON CAMERA! He also freely admitted to grabbing women by the crotch, and there was testimony that he walked in on underage women changing and refused to leave, that he himself corroborated.
I don't mindlessly hate Trump. The man is a scumbag. The only mindless one here is you for continuing to support such a deplorable man. The only reason why you haven't seen the evidence is because you don't want to.
As for running a business, the man has five times as many failed ventures as successful ones. Trump University was a con that he has multiple ongoing lawsuits against him for. He has settled lawsuits regarding refusing to uphold signed agreements, refusing to pay contractors, and even a class action lawsuit for refusing to rent to black people.
Please open your eyes.
P.S. him being a meme machine is a BAD thing. You do not want your commander and chief to be a laughingstock.
@I Are Lebo, if you don't mindlessly hate Trump, then I don't mindlessly support him either.
The man has faults but honestly, as my President, he has done nothing I disagree with except push against net neutrality.
I hate politicians that lie, and I haven't seen the man lie. At least not about political things.
Look, man, I voted for Bernie, even though socialism is a fvcking farce. I don't want Trump as my president, completely honest. But I'm not gonna hate the guy until he gives me a reason to.
As far as the assault thing goes, I get my news from neutral and critical people who have criticised the man as much as they've defended him (which they hate doing). I haven't heard or seen anything beyond allegations, and I believe people are innocent until proven guilty.
And him being a meme machine is fvcking awesome. It's his best quality, because I can actually ENJOY politics if my commander in chief is a funny guy. The world needs more memeable presidents and prime ministers.
@Not Actually a Corgi, where do you get your news from? I have to avoid most news sources because they're so biased one way or the other. I don't want a news source that I have to second guess everything they say. I find that defeats the purpose.
@eleven, ironically, Jolee Bindo would actually probably make a good president.
The fictional character, not the FP user.
@I Are Lebo, who?
@eleven, Jolee Bindo was a character in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic. He was a Jedi that left the order.
@I Are Lebo, oh
@eleven, he joined your party, but if you went down the path of evil he would try to kill you. Fun times.
@I Are Lebo, I mainly listen, in order of most to least, to Sargon of Akkad, Tim Pool, and Philip deFranco. All three of these sources individually have proven more reliable than any news media outlet I have ever frequently checked.
Sargon is a skeptic YouTuber and he talks about the biggest deals and the stupidest deals. I also watch other skeptics, such as Vernaculis, Woz Lee, and Chris Ray Gun.
Tim Pool is a reporter who used to work for Vice until he got fired for telling the truth when it wasn't wanted.
We should all know who Philip deFranco is.
@Not Actually a Corgi, I'll look into them.
@Not Actually a Corgi, Oh plz you just described Trump minus the career politician part, he's more of a career putinician
@CrazyRightWinger, Oh I see, you meant you're still holding out for getting what you want from Trump, don't hold your breath, peaches
@I Are Lebo, Right on, you get upvotes for life
Does anyone else feel like a world ending hotdog right now, or is it just me?
One of these is not like the other
Ah yes, that's the same mentality that got us in this mess.
Check on all of them!
Forgot mustard and mayo.
And a few more American flags.
Ketchup is too low on this list
This must be from last year before the almighty Trump took the reigns.