That moment when you realize you need a wieser bud.
@Empshok, at least those bottles are pretty lite.
Stop littering the ocean! This reverse merman (shark-head half blanked for anonymity) was found with these bottles stuck to his swimming toes. Unable to feed himself easily he had resorted to eating small children in the shallows of the bay. Littering kills! Pick it up and take it home!
This was such a sad story. The he was drunk and the bottles cut off all circulation in his toes until morning. He went to the er and lost almost all of them.
@GunSupporter, this was my first thought, not sure if you're telling the truth or not.
"Warriors! Come out and plaaaay!"