Why not have the sugared-up kids juggle flaming chainsaws with a kazoo band playing along?
@AJMalone, now we're onto something...
@AJMalone, while shooting fireworks
@AJMalone, now these are the ideas we need to hear
@AJMalone, put kazoos on the chainsaw exhaust
And then there's my state of Ohio where fireworks are illegal, but flamethrowers are perfectly fine
@TriangleTesticles, flamethrower that shoots fireworks?
@TriangleTesticles, both are illegal in NJ.
Though we can get sparklers now
@TriangleTesticles, you can always misused a flamethrower and get both made illegal.
@KingofFunnypics, you could just pop on over to Pennsylvania and do as you please.
Or just don't live in everyone's least favorite state.
@dabbage cabbage, yeah. But NJ is actually really nice to live in. At least where I am
@TriangleTesticles, I thought they were legal in Ohio? Back when they were illegal in Michigan, I know people would go to Ohio to purchase them.
@TriangleTesticles, because regulations make sense. Ammiright
@Bionicbonk, You're allowed to purchase them in Ohio, you just have to sign a contract saying you'll take them to another state where it's legal, which people ignore and shoot illegally in Ohio anyway because fvck our confusing laws
@TriangleTesticles, make sense, assuming taxed too...just another way for the state to make money 🤷🏻♂️ purchase and look at but don't fire here!
@TriangleTesticles, I buy them in Indiana every year on my way home to Ohio. We shoot them off there, no issues. It's a rural community though. Literally sounds like the Civil War when enough people in the area are shooting fireworks off!
Dayum! Does this count as police brutality?
As a fan of freedom, I approve of this message.
Eh. Fireworks are illegal here in Massachusetts doesn't mean it stops anyone. In fact, it's July 9th and I hear 2 separate neighbors setting them off as I type.
There's a line between being patriotic and being inconsiderate. Just try to think of things from someone else's point of view from time to time and think, "would it piss me off if someone did this to me?"
Of course, the people who need this advice the most are also the least likely to listen to it.
Here in NY they will take any one of those excuses to harass your neighbor so have at it.