How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
@Jebodeiasque, depends how hard you throw them.
@Marion Moseby, it just makes them stronger.
I have had multiple people seem confused and almost offended when I bite a raw potato. Is it really that uncommon?
@GunSupporter, although, if you shove it up the other end of the digestive system, people will pay to watch
@GunSupporter, I'm with you i love potatoes. Raw, fried, baked, scalloped doesn't matter. But I've also had people say I'm weird for eating them raw skin and all, delicious.
@GunSupporter, Pretty sure Irish folk don't like being bitten
@GunSupporter, when my granny would slice them she would often eat a slice it two, it's not to my taste but not weird.
@GunSupporter, I too find a raw potatoe tasty.
Can I use the potato as an anal simulator?
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, how do you simulate the anus with a potato?
@Gunrilla, Carefully. Don't wanna end up with mashed potatoes *slaps table while cackling*
Can the potato come as vodka?
I love how every ethnicity embraces and jokes about their heritage and stereotypes, but only black people, asians and Spanish people get butt hurt about their sh*t.. man up and take a joke you little hoes.. 😑🙄
@ThaSmoothieKing, yeah seriously. I am about 3/4 Irish, and I will be the first one to carry on about Irish people and drinking, especially since I find myself in that category. Lol
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
@K1lgore, Ayyoo Paddy!
Must be trick by politiburo. Noone has whole potato by themselves.
I'll have the 7 course meal, but hold the potato please
@The Heartsmith, you ferment it to make alcohol later
Repeat "potato potato" over and over again as fast as you can. Don't worry about stuttering, that makes it more authentic. Get yourself a megaphone and people will think you're a Harley-Davidson.