Nope, still not enough balls to ask someone out
@GreenOrangez, start with little things like, hey you look nice in that shirt or you got a nice smile then you can move onto dad stop hitting mom or yes operator send a unit back it started happening again
@Mendicant Bias, That.... uhm... escalated quickly, thanks tho
@GreenOrangez, here's how I see it. Don't over think it. Just be yourself and just let it flow. Just be smooth and well don't be a jerk ;p "hey there baby you got a nice rack" <-- don't do that
@GreenOrangez, on the real start with little things like compliments, talk to girls you dont find attractive, and make sure your comfortable with yourself. Dating is a skill you have to practice and practice makes perfect.
@Mendicant Bias, everything ok at home?
@GreenOrangez, just fvckin do it! Don't worry about being rejected. It's their loss. That's how I look at it at least.
Enlighten me; what is a feeling? I know nothing but a void.
@Marka Ragnos, a feeling is like, when you're flying through the void and a random rock smashes into you and slightly alters your vector. The random rock is a feeling.
I don't think we deserve kianu reeves
@GunSupporter, not if we can't even spell his name right 😘
@Decimater , please don't point out my shortcomings. If it wasn't for swipe I would be illiterate.
And then when she dies and gets you a pet and some asshole kills said pet, stop 100+ people from having the rest of their time on this earth. Kill hundreds of relationships by murdering them
Isn't that 20 yr old him?
I do that every time. And every time I end up in the friendzone. EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
He should be talking he's immortal
Is this about the dog?
As a possible disclaimer, Keanu Reeves has said himself that almost every single one of these quotes that appears never actually happened. People just like to put words over pictures of him
Why is an immortal vampire telling me life is short?
Hahahahsuauaha so FUNNY! On Funny Pics here...not Facebook... this is appropriate...
After reading about his past and then reading this...
...dont cry... don't cry... don't cry... crying.
So John Wick was a lie?
I mean... life is LITERALLY the longest thing you'll do your entire life. So, it's not THAT short.
@WolfmansNardz, technically, you'll spend far more time being dead than you will being alive.
I'm inspired I am going to ask my wife if we can invite a pet to bed....
I didn't come here to cry, but guess what I'm doing now?