The word what has 4 letters, sometimes has 9, never has 5. Its a statement not a question. Given away by the lack of '?'
@Ameoch, "What's" "What'd" there's an apostrophe, but still 5 letters.
@Ameoch, Jesus Christ I just realized the joke... I need to stop drinking. I'm not drinking now, but I need to.
@Domogle, how can what have 9 letters?
@Doctor Walrus, nevermind i'm an idiot ignore me
@Ameoch, thank you, that was driving me insane. Just to add more clarity:
what = 4 letters
sometimes = 9 letters
never = 5 letters
@Russell Wilson, I got you bro. Thanks for the clarity! Seems people are getting confused haha
I was thinkin "beer" then "beeeeeeer" and then "beer" again
@The Dank Secrets, oh, because by the third beer, you've forgotten how to count. That's clever!
@The Dank Secrets, same here, but lager has five.
@The Dank Secrets, you spelled whiskey wrong
This took me way too long to figure out especially because @Ameoch had literally explained it!
The Game. You lose
@LETSGETSCHWIFTY, fvck, I just lost the game, thanx a$$ hat
@Zakkr169, anytime friend. And with that... im off to spread more fvckery. COME SHlTROCK WE MUST AWAY *whoosh*
It's not a riddle, it's a statement
A German mailbox with a maximum capacity of 4?
Hint it's not a question
My Boob, whose name is Dick. It's a good bird, don't know it's gender-haven't check...yet!