Faith in monkeys: restored.
Faith in humanity: still quite questionable.
@mas2de, humans suck
@eleven, Well did he make it out alive or did he survive nine days then die??
@Tentastic, yeah because of the monkeys
@69 , Thank you kind Human.
Wait. You are a human right? Not a monkey? I have no problem with monkeys, just wondering.
*Hears girl from Dave the Barbarian yell: "NOT A MONKEY!"
A monkey stole my millshake at a zoo one time. He looked like he enjoyed it so I wasnt mad.
Is this the start of the Rise of the War for the Planet of the Apes?
@The Tower Of Pimps, This is in fact the beginning of the commencement of the start of the Rise of the War for the Planet of the Apes
Real life jungle book
@Asia Del Rey , literally just finished watched it
Because monkeys care about survival, and they think you as an imbecilic hairless monkey
Monkeys were actually just trying to scare him away by hitting him with fruit. They led him to water to try and drown him. Monkeys are assholes.
@NewType110, sooo that smelly "mud" wasn't just to keep him cool on those hot days?
Damn!... New Amazon Prime deals got people tripping!
He caught them on a good day. A bad day they would have pulled his fingers off and eaten his face.
@GunSupporter, ...and gelded him as well.
@Che D Lay sir, well that goes without saying
It's all because he had amazon prime
True? Maybe. Hopefully true? Yes.
Looks like he was monkeying around
Not my circus, not my monkeys.- Polish proverb
They prefer "humans"