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@Jtlightning2, how do you do that 😭
This is how I flirt. Which explains why I'm single
@obijuankenobi, *slides you my #*
C'mon guys. This gal needs numbers!
@mas2de, um....did you...did it hurt when your..when your number fell from heaven? Ah d@mn it. Forget it
Can I eat your aßß?
Holy shjt! It worked! How'd you do that!? It's those Jedi mind tricks isn't it!?
@mas2de, those only work on the weak minded. So yes. Wait. Crap.
@obijuankenobi, You sure know how to talk to a guy darlin'.
@obijuankenobi, You're already better at flirting than I am. I can't even get to the eat a$$ part!
@Devan Lochees, eat I can ąss?
@RustyFapwagon, Well hello Yoda
Well I didn't see that coming.
@KittyVonClaude, a conversation about tentacles and you didn't expect something sexual? You must be new to the internet
@Bleached Buttonhole, *cumming
@KittyVonClaude, smooth save
@KittyVonClaude, silly goose you forgot to use your sarcasm font! Łïķë ţhï§!
They have 0 tentacles. Octopus has arms.
Might've worked if she was Japanese
@Sexy Homunculus, that would have just turned her on. She wouldn't have cared about the joke anymore.
I admire a man who cuts to the chase, give this man a job!
Well that escalated quickly
Based on her answers that would be a very reasonable question to ask...👍
@Wallybs, she may think you're trying to eat her Donkey
Honestly one of the first pics in a while to makes me crack up. Thought it was gonna be corny full on through. Caught off guard by as$ eating again.
This man tried, and saw where it was going, so naturally he went for the next logical conclusion
And I bet it worked.
Hahahaha this guy is my hero
Sorry I'm still lost in translation.......?