My wine is in the kitchen, top-drunk, making wives while cookieless. Being is dope married.
@Spatula, I agree...I think.
@TheGreatPwn, I think...I agree.
@Spatula, I choked laughing at this.
@RandomObserver, I laughed, choking at this.
It's baby making time!!
@The Dank Secrets, no it's cookie making time
@Pinkpuppetfred, got your priorities straight.
Since the uploader didn't put it, I'll do it:
@Grybo, Stop it, we're making progress
@Grybo, the lol era ended long ago friend
@BexarMinimum, For months I thought a title was required. Thus started that era.
Yea. It don't work that way. This is what being engaged is like.
This makes me sad 😔
That's not necessarily a marriage thing, you could just live with someone and experience this exact same thing.
@DividedAlliance, nah Bruh you don't get this kinda sh*t till you put a ring on it.
@Sluggernot, maybe you don't, but I'm telling you it's possible
@DividedAlliance, exactly. My mom does this all the time.
@DividedAlliance, yeah my roommate did this all the time, and we weren't married, and we totally weren't banging 🌚
@Scout410, pics or it didn't happen
@DividedAlliance, that's called the first year of marriage
That how it starts give it a couple years
Pics or it didn't happen
I regularly walk into the kitchen while my boyfriend is stoned while he's baking something. He's usually just sat staring at the oven, watching his sponge rise. You'll be surprised how often this leads to sweaty hardcore sex on the kitchen floor
This is definitely not a NORMAL marriage situation.