Only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look like a steer to me so that pretty much narrows it down doesn't it?
@Conference Call: Just quoting the movie, my friend. But if that quote was accurate then I'd be gay too. ._.
IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN THE CRACK OF YOUR MOMAS ASS AND ENDED US AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS!
My pooping face.
That's a puppy
I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!!!
BULL**** you didnt convince me!
@Catattack So you're informing me that I am gay?
@TinyTinaJames its a quote from the movie -.-"
*crying face* PERFECT
I can has win war. *crying face* yes, yes you can
You climb objects like old people f*ck, you know that Private Pile??
Best friends forever, best friends forever, best friends forever, ding!
I. LOVE. RITTWEILERS!
Why would the stain be brown?
Aww... *coughs up rainbows and dies from cuteness*
Do you have a war face?!!
"THE WAY I SEE IT, YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT!"