Don't bother inviting me if it's not going to be this lit
(Actually please invite me, I'm lonely)
@MrWonka, I see you've been lonely since you handed over the chocolate factory to Charlie. Well I'll invite you to stretching ladies with nice butts park and have a friend in me.
@MrWonka, let's go bowling?
Sounds like you drunk your daughter under a table.
@Ray213, she's a light weight
Drinking with your parents is actually pretty fun