Dear all today my girlfriend gave me the great news that I'm going to be a father!
@funny pics veteran, anything I want to say pales into insignificance to this news, congratulations!!
@Squinting Salamander, thank you happiest day of my life!
@funny pics veteran, congrats!!
@funny pics veteran, time to start working on your dad jokes my friend! Congratulations!
@Mattizzle9, I will be prepared before he/shr can even understand them!
@funny pics veteran, Hi, going to be a father. I'm Dad
@funny pics veteran, My condolences.
@Barry Dylan, that's only if it's a girl haha
@funny pics veteran, that's what you call Good News??
No serious, Congrats and have a good time bro
@funny pics veteran, congrats man!! Unexpected or not - it'll one of the greatest things to ever happen to you :) take good care of the little one!
@thatroach, so is he
@funny pics veteran, that's basically like a contract dude I hope you truly love her. Good luck soldier
@funny pics veteran, I've been a dad for three years it rocks
@thatroach, hi dad I haven't seen you sense you left for the store 30years ago must be a long line, when you coming home?
@funny pics veteran, Congrats to you and your girlfriend!
@funny pics veteran, torn between my response as a normal human "congratz"
Or as a funny pic user (5 uploads from now you add, ".... pending a paternity test...")
Fvck it, I can pass as a human; congrats on successfully shooting your winning load where it counts! Apparently blow jobs can be the difference between life and death!
@orion55, haha you gotta up vote that, thanks!
I am none of these
I love the fresh smell of showered people
-trees- "freshly grown coconuts"
This is only funny when the guy is single. She won't be single for long.
You can certainly and easily tell who's happier!!
@Wallybs, The women.