"Please kill me I want to die"
You want to get run over? Cause that's how you get run over.
Insurance scams are getting ridiculous
Belly rubs plz
When you show begin to show people affection, but they don't realize you're a depressed fvck who just wants it to end.
My cat does this all the time inside since he's an indoor cat but what does it mean
Um.... how long does it take for your cat to go bad? I've had mine for a year and it hasn't even done meth yet, like yes I know he's hard on weed but come on show a little motivation!
Rare footage of a cat trying to be a good boy instead of a doggo, but only causes disruption
Crash for cash
You shall not pass!
"Kill me... my will to live is less than Padme's..."
Run me over like one of your French girls
Face down ass up.