Unless it's real fake doors
@Fes, this is my house, just made a sandwich, still selling fake doors!
@Fes, real fake doors still open
@Fes, meanwhile, Jerry surprises nobody when he turns out to be an intergalactic douche
Life may be protecting your butt
I think life also locked said door :/
If life opens a door, it's because it didn't have our lock on it.
Someone needs to tell Life to stop closing doors
Anyone else read it as boned and uninsured?
Or perhaps you should cut life some slack and stop pestering it. If life shuts that door maybe you shouldn't invade its privacy