I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs? I got twenty!
But who cares! No big deal! I want more!
I wanna be where the S&M is!
@NearlyNova, I wanna see, wanna see them torturing. Playing with,
What'd you call them again, oh, whips.
@ADHDBunniez, out where they fvck, have too much fun,
subs' a$$es full of their doms' strap-oooooooons
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my pleasure
Poor Ariel, no batteries under the sea :(
I'm not attracted to a cartoon char--oh, fvck it. I'm attracted to an animated mermaid, AND I'M PROUD!
How do mermaids have sex?
@K1lgore, after some rousing foreplay the female lays her eggs and then the male fertilizes them. I saw it on an episode of Futurama so I know that's how it happens.
Want a thingamabob? I got 20.
Are those corkscrews? wtf Ariel
I always wondered why they're called sex toys if they're designed to masturbate as a substitute for sex. Shouldn't they be called masturbation toys, or better yet Lack-of-sex toys?
@Captain Swordsman, toys are more fun when you share them with your friends
Shove a fork up your vagina