Probably not the best idea to take advice on how to do nothing from someone who wrote a whole book.
@Scout410, with illustrations
@PartyFork, by someone else.
Pfffffft I could probably teach YOU a thing or two about that Mr. Smith
"I drink alone. Yea with nobody else"
I'd buy this but I'd probably be to lazy to find and buy one.
How to do nothing with nobody while at a party