Honestly horrifying. Moose grow up to be 850 lbs of pure muscle ready to fvck your ass up if it feels like it.
@Smo Queed, where do you live where moose are only 850lbs?!
@Overreacting Panda, well the moose in the gif looked rather young, hence the number i gave. But yeah, moose can be 1200 lbs plus.
@Smo Queed, that true. But yeah. Most moose are bigger than horses
@Smo Queed, my dad said once he came through some brush while hunting and literally was nose to nose with a moose. I asked him what he did. "Are you kidding me?? I ran!!!"
Moose are like Canadian Hippos
@Jakobian, I'm Canadian and that is the best analogy I have ever heard.
You are one dumb SOB.
Benny Hill theme tune plays in head.
"Sooorry, sooorry, sooorry, sooorry"
Canada's version of the Planet of the Apes trilogy.
Mounted vs Mooses.
"Sir! Sir, I just need to ask you a few questions about your daughters disappearance!"
Should have given him that muffin
Moosen are not very friendly
"Heard you badmouthing Canada, eh!"
Ruuuuuuuuun bjtch ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!
Spider-Donk, Spider-Donk, he's a horrible freak of nature