The candy in his van isnt the only thing thats king-sized
@Savage Sloth, that made me laugh. thank you 💦😂
"How many times we gonna have to teach you a lesson old man?!!"
@The Dank Secrets, "I love young people"
Where's the candy man van
@The forest, Raping kids.
@Barry Dylan, in video games.
@Barry Dylan, He calls his basement video games.
Never take candy from strangers
Is it just me or does the picture not really fit the caption?
Oh damn, gotta blast
Such a nice man
I'm too drunk for this sh!t right now
@SkyTrip, I'm just drunk enough. Cheers
Sounds like my childhood
*quietly sobs in dark wardrobe*