Thanks. Now I feel bad for no reason.
@GunSupporter, don't feel bad! Not one person outside of my family remembered mine :p I got more happy birthdays from bartenders and pit bosses than I did friends.
@Global Gym , wtf? Are you intentionally trying to make it worse? That is totally not ok.
Had more than a few of those. Even better is if it's Christmas and you haven't gotten a single text or call and you're so broke you're eating tuna out of a can.
Needs one black balloon for extra sadness. No helium so it just lays on the table.
@DandyZombie35, low helium, to give the illusion that it's been there for a long time
@Thane of Deez, Oh my. That's even more depressing. 10/10
Needs more vodka.
What kind of drink is that?
Thats how my last 5 have been too
Is that a microwaveable cheese pizza?
Where's the Jack Daniels
My house caught fire the day after my 21st birthday... my grandmother passed away a week after my 28th...