This is real. Anything you see on the internet is the truth. Abraham Lincoln is still alive.
@WinternetIsComing, I don't think iPhone creates a time marker when only 3 minutes passes
@WinternetIsComing, with the dick head kids running around nowadays, is this really that far fetched?
@WinternetIsComing, who else would keep us safe from redneck vampires? Seriously though my highschool yearbook quote was "don't believe everything you read on the internet just because there's a picture with a quote next to it" - Abraham Lincoln vampire slayer
@WinternetIsComing, you know it's real from, "Sarah's daddy 😍😍"
"But you can still hang out with my daughter"
That escalated quickly
So... is that a "no" for Smash night?
@NinnyHammer, He never said "No". In fact he said " ...fück... me", it's cryptic but they have to hide it from Sarah