Instead of making it up just teach your children how to learn. Otherwise they won't know it's polite to oblige when a stranger asks for about tree fiddy
@LochNessMonsta, GET OUTA HERE YOU GOT DAMN LOCHNESS MONSTA, I AINT GIVEN YOU NO GOT DAMN TREE FIDDY!
That is an... odd picture...
@PraiseTehSun, even I agree with you.
Am I doing this right?
He's doing it wrong. You make stuff up to mess with your kids and entertainment yourself, not to keep from going crazy.
@Steve the cat, or outright lie so they don't know that there's definitely ice cream in the freezer, or that you have WAY more than enough money to buy that candy bar.