@SurgeonSean, Thanks after googling why it should be burgle and not rob you've helped improve my english grammar.
@SurgeonSean, not if they already killed the owner 😈
I have been living alone for several months now, following the breakup of a very long relationship. It's been pretty nice. Nobody to argue with over the dishes, what to eat, or doing household chores. It's quiet and rather relaxing.
I'm so lonely...
@JDPhi, call a friend and go robbing these guys are happy
@JDPhi, I'm with you my man. Let's be lonely together
@JDPhi, it gets worse. I gave up cooking cause it got depressing. I now eat gronola bars and fast food
@Nervy panda, said Adam to Steve...
My sister in law and her long term girlfriend just broke up, now my wife is suggesting that she move in with us while she gets a new place sorted. I pointed out that this would mean I'd have to stop walking around naked (I don't do it all the time, but it is a daily occurrence), to which my wife replied "nah, it's fine, she's a lesbian, she won't care".
Now, I don't want to sound like a prude by saying that I object, but I don't know if I want to risk calling her bluff on this. Anyone else getting the whole "it's a trap!" vibe here?
@Nellybert , Maybe, or maybe the follow up response should have been. "Still I find it surprising how that would make it ok." Every bit if info helps you figure out what her motivation was to say such a thing.
@Seohn, The weird thing is, I actually think that she'd be okay with her lesbian step-sister seeing me naked - they're both fine being naked around each other.
And as much as that sounds like the setup to a porno, I can sadly report that real life does not work out like that.
@Nellybert , Lol true real life is nothing like that. But depending on what type of jokes shes ok with. Would've made for an interesting time to make that kind of joke.
So perhaps the follow up response should have been, "You realize that sounds like the plot to a porn."
I wanted to make an albino black joke but I didn't want to seem racist like those cousin kissin redneck honkys