"I'm trying to become a ladies Man so I decided to take the phrase literally"
@Good Guy Satan, *Ladyman
@Good Guy Satan, Will this be for cross dressing or are you getting neutered?
I would absolutely fake being trans to get out of a draft, in fact before this easier loop hole my original plan was to take an ice pick to my own ear and/or flee the country. There's no way im going to die for a country
America is the greatest country on earth, but we have had, have, and will always have countless institutional problems and flaws that would make losing my own life in defense of it not only pointless, but completely unjustifiable.
If someone else feels different I respectfully disagree, but my country is not worth my life. Sorry
Cause he'd be transgender
@Ryachaz, it will always be a he to anyone with a brain
Unfortunately you know there are plenty of dirtbags that would do this.
@GunSupporter, that's not being a dirtbag. I am personally against drafts of all kinds(including ones caused by open windows) so I would totally fake being trans to get out of it🖕🖕
@Jim Dandy, you know nowadays you don't need to have an excuse. Just go get the sex change you've always dreamed of.
@Jim Dandy, Are you an American? A draft would be so controversial now, the only way Congress would do it would be if there was such a ridiculous need that even liberals agreed to it. Can you imagine what that would take? I doubt we'd do it to stop another army of Nazis even. My point is that if the situation was somehow so dire, I think that people would be reasonable to call you a dirtbag for weaseling your way out
@TheHaxAreReal, well said.
@TheHaxAreReal, do I smell another false flag attack at the magnitude we've never even dreamed of
@TheHaxAreReal, the only way they got people to agree to it in the past was by inundating every source of media from children's cartoons to commercials with propaganda. People today have too many sources for their information that I don't think that strategy would convince people anymore.
@BearDaniels, I honestly think that it would take heavy fighting on our soil. I don't have much faith in people, but I do believe that Americans care about each other a little bit, and that if bombs were falling in Boston, even people in California would answer the call. And if you're probably going to get shot at anyway, I think people would rather do it while wearing a provided set of armor and holding an assault rifle, surrounded by other members of the military.
@TheHaxAreReal, the thing is, there will probably never be another draft, as our nuclear arsenal could blow up the entire world within minutes
@TheHaxAreReal, I think it would take an invasion on American soil to warrantee a tight draft
@TheHaxAreReal, if America's in a war that's bad enough for a draft chances are dodging the draft won't keep you safe from the war.
@GunSupporter, I thought it was cause he needed something to polish his knob with/at. Man, I am perverted
@BananaForScale, actually, even at the height of the Cold War the US and Russia combined still didn't have enough nukes (~6.6k tactical nukes between 250kt-750kt is what would be necessary to properly adhere to MAD, we were about .6k shy) to completely destroy one another as nations completely according to MAD. Yes, we'd likely be royally fvcked as nations, but that's not enough to even remotely come close to blowing up the world. And now the combined number is about 1/2 that.
The only reason I know any of this is because I had a weird phase where I was obsessed with nukes as a middle-schooler and I'm a walking talking sponge when it comes to information
@Sven and Otar, just google "do we have enough nuclear weapons to destroy the earth". The earth wouldn't be in pieces, but I'm pretty sure the effects would kill basically everyone
@BananaForScale, in truth not really. Most people in the northern hemisphere would be screwed if the US and Russia went at it at the height of nuclear armament, but even still, both countries would still be likely to exist in some form or fashion. And people in South America, Africa, and Australia wouldn't notice much more than a notable but not world ending global drop in temperature over the next few decades when nuclear winter sets in. Otherwise, humanity as a whole poses no actual extinction risk to itself from nukes
@BananaForScale, apologies for the late response, I kinda didn't hop into the app for much of that time
@Sven and Otar, you might be right, i have very little knowledge on the subject
If it didn't work for Klinger, why would it work for you?
@Little Blue Cat, Donkey Pucks! Ya beat me to it!
If it were the draft I really don't think they would care
Why are people actting like this is a new development? Ever watch M.A.S.H. ? There was a character that was trying to get sent home by dressing up in women's cloths.
@BatmanAndDeadpool, His name was corporal Klinger, and he had for the most part stopped by season 9.
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