This seems too blatant to be anything other than satire. Or maybe it's taken out of context. Can someone who recognizes this give context?
@dabbage cabbage, apparently "renowned" 20th century author John Updike didn't know how women's bodies work. This is not satire. He never learned that women have a shorter urethra and it is actually easier for them to pee
@dabbage cabbage, hey, you, *snaps in the air repeatedly* back in the cart with the rest of them
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, this made me chuckle
@Cabbage Salesman, this is oppression!
@Cabbage Salesman, this is madness!
@dabbage cabbage, no this is Patrick
@dabbage cabbage, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, what's Updike?
It's this or, "... she breasted boobily down the stairs ..."
@TrustFall, peter griffin is that you?
I'm pretty sure women have a harder time peeing because they didn't finish doing the dishes like their man asked them to
The book this is from is called The Witches of Eastwick for any who are interested.
@Fallen Ark, awesome! Uh... I mean cool thanks. It's for a book report I swear.
@Fallen Ark, I've seen the movie several times... they must have cut this scene!
I mean most of the greatest authors are and were men. So you know
Then why does it take them so long? *satire*
50 shades of grey is what happens when we let women write books. Also twilight.
Harry Potter also happens when women write books. Let that sink in.
@JacksonMississippi, Yeah, those books were also terrible.
How the hell does this crap get published?
A woman wrote this book, why would we talk about how easy it is to p!ss we don't think about it it's just
I need to pee find area to do it (toilet, tree, open field dgaf) and pee
This is blatantly untrue... women's urethra are shorter and straighter than men's on the inside... They are actually able to release more urine more quickly than men but due to mean having a "hose" it's often easier for them to aim than women...
Im pretty sure this is a dirty book and this is just for fetish coverage. No author of any other kind would be that thorough.