Team work makes my jizz work
@Royal Waffle, Teamwork makes my cream work?
Oh I thought I was just messed up
@fishychair, I can relate
@fishychair, Yup. This is it.
@Mhael, ok this is starting to make me feel like there is an overwhelming number of males on this app not being sexist but I think that there aren't as many females
@Mhael, this also makes me think of a newtons cradle
@fishychair, no, thats still true.
@fishychair, no, as long as you don't have TriangleTesticles, you're fine
@fishychair, yeah good to know that all three testicles at different heights is normal
@fishychair, This picture is actually a huge relief. My family has a fair share of problems below the belt, and I thought I had ball cancer or something.
@fishychair, well maybe, just not about this particular thing
I don't have to worry about this thx to cancer.
Lots of teamwork there
Alright gents whos hanging low left and whos right? I'll start: left.
@DrDisastor, right and all you lefties are surprising cause normally the lower/bigger ball is the one on your dominant hand and left handers are more rare than righties
@satan of the north, maybe they're all left handed. I am, and am also left...balled?
@Berntley, agreed, I'm just saying it's surprising cause lefties make up about 10% of the world where righties are about 90%. I'm not sure if I count tworda e8ther side cause I do some things left and other things right which most people look at me like I'm a damn alien for...
@satan of the north, im actually right handed so im not sure maybe my balls had some argument and my left ball lost and had to move
@satan of the north, You may just live in a very closed community. I've come across a pretty fair distribution of lefties. Personally, I'm the same as you. Left for eating and writing, right for most other things. But I'd say the ration in my experience is more like 40/60.
@Berntley, I'm a hockey player and have met a lot of lefties so I'm not basing that on personal experience but on national studies. I'm actually the opposite of you. I eat and write right but play hockey, and lacross left and play baseball, and golf right, and then shoot guns ambidextrous. Like I said I'm basing that on national average, and not personal experience of what I've seen here in the North USA
@satan of the north, I guess that's true. Just seems really low, if you ask me. I bet that puts you at a pretty strong advantage, though.
@Me me BIG boy, you might be a closet lefty and your left ball is bullying your right ball to stay out of the way...
@Berntley, That's just based on online research. How credible those #s are is questionable. It is probably an advantage in a crisis situation but in normal life people look at me like I'm from another planet when I tell them.
@satan of the north, Are you familiar with the "left handed swordsmen" theory? Its a fun read. I am ambidextrous for the record.
@satan of the north, I feel like I'd be in a lot more pain constantly if that were the case
@Me me BIG boy, maybe you're just used to the pain so that normal for you and haven't experienced no pain yet
@DrDisastor, I am not, no. What's it about?
@satan of the north, fvck dude maybe youre right. Maybe i need to go have a little talk wit em
@satan of the north, basically combat for a long time was melee and face to face. Lefties have an advantage over righties in that they always train against them but not always the other way. More lefties survived battle and passed on genes. That would balance because lefties killed lefties equally. I am wikipedia is better than me.
@Me me BIG boy, you need to sit down and have a private convo with your balls and figure out what their intentions are.
@DrDisastor, I will have to check that out. I fell like in sword combat, an ambidextrous swordsman would be the ringer. The one to take down a Morse berserker
@satan of the north, Anyone not in the majority becomes more advantaged so you would be guessing right. Ambis were probably very good at hand to hand and quite a challenging opponent. In my life I find my hands almost arguing for tasks so its not some gift like it seems. Almost have two jack of all trades master of none hands, lol.
@DrDisastor, well my grandpa says we were Vikings so if left vs right is genetic, it would make sense why my family is still here and prevailed, if it's not genetic, then we are just badasses. Also my hands know what they are good at and don't argue with each other.
@DrDisastor, right hangs lower, but I’m left handed, so I’ve got that going for me.
False. One hangs lower, because it likes hearing you scream when you sit on it.
No! One ball is a hero and takes the hit when my frighteningly kinky GF wants to be sadistic. But she hits too hard and the both end up hurt either way. Sigh* ow*
Well then my lefty is a bit overly cautious
Is it the same reason with differently sized boobs?
@efil ym kcvF, depends, need pics to confirm