The only way this snake could be more relatable is if the snake then decided to abuse large amounts of food and memes to hide his depression
@Good Guy Satan, I prefer drugs and video games, myself.
@Good Guy Satan, I saw this episode, I'm pretty sure the food part did happen, was a while ago since I saw it tho
That's a weird looking dog
@RoastbeefWallet, That's a rhinoceros
Well it then goes into explain how he tricked the other males into thinking he was female in an attempt to get them to rub him and get him warm so he would be ready to do some fertilizing
@Genieinabotle, so the one guy who gets the girl just so happens to have gotten porked by a dozen horny confused males
When you cant relate cos you've had a girlfriend constantly since you lost your virginity
We saw this documentary in scools he makes him self hotter to atract other males and get a chance to mate
Dude Ive seen this tho. That snake acts like a female and other males do his work for him thsb he make out like a Bandit to find his own mate.
Fear factor 3.0
But then his bro snakes all come and warm him up so he can go pick up chick snakes. It's snow bros
Not this one.