Or when your mouth tastes like a rats ass on fire
@Red Uzumaki, fire engine Taco Bell sauce is never a good idea.
Who am I? Do I have a family? Do I have a job? Is it worth getting up for? Oh look, Mike Wizowski!
All I know for sure is that's it's morning, and I'm still going to go through all of the funnypics from today (yesterday?) before I go to sleep.
Where's my 3rd shift people at? We know the deal with this one
I usually assume the apocalypse has come and all civilization has ended while I was trapped in a mystical coma-like nap for 200 years, but I'm always disappointed.
Morning or night? Sh*t, I'm lucky if I know what day it is.
It's always time for more sleep