And then their parents run in screaming
"Who are you? Get out of my house!"
This is true. My wife thinks I'm immature. She's right.
@Jolee Bindo, I once pulled off giving my daughter a bubble bath handlebar mustache and pointy beard. And I wouldn't spike her hair in the bath, I would afterward, and when I took her to daycare.
Unless they have cancer...
I didn't know Facebook mom's worked at funnypics
You don't know me! *Gives toddler a fohawk*
@Red Uzumaki, You don't know me either! *gives toddler a---
The user @Weird Porn Stash has been detained by US law enforcement.
@Red Uzumaki, I always made myself look like Albert Einstein