Same with me a human male. If you're reading this you should feel obligated to have sex with me because I'll die If you don't
@Mr Sarcastic, I am also a human male that this will happen to so I think we should help each other out as Bros.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, it's just a brojob right? So no homo? Or no bromo 🌚
@Mr Sarcastic, just two Bros giving each other brojobs and brojaculate on each other's faces.
@Mr Sarcastic, what flowers would you like at your funeral?
@Mr Sarcastic, /r/incels lol
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, Gotta charge up that crystal the way only bros can.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, hah! ✋️🤚GAYYYYY!
That's why I fvck my ferret so she doesn't feel depressed
That's not farret all!
So wait if you're like a ferret does that mean you want sex that bad or someone is holding you at gunpoint and if you don't do what that person wants well... They definitely won't treat you to chocolate
@LAVARAMEN, not exactly. Their reproductive parts swell up to the point is causes blockages and stuff. Also, if you had sex with a ferret and then treated it to chocolate, it would die from the chocolate.
@Steve the cat, well that makes sense but I'm saying from a human females perspective when the post said "I am a ferret"
@LAVARAMEN, gotcha, although it would be easier for some dudes to get some who otherwise couldn't if human females swelled up like ferrets. "Hey baby, by the size of your vagina it looks like you've run out of options."
@Steve the cat, to be fair, the ferret probably wouldn't take the chocolate. Because it'd be dead. From the sex.
I have sex with ferrets
Man, I wanna be a ferret, now.
I found my spirit animal...