Goes to Mars, builds a door, licks the doorknob, gets handcuffed by Curiosity rover
@TriangleTesticles, at least he won't be alone
@TriangleTesticles, but they didn't specify which other planets nor did they say all other planets
Perfect knowledge for any astronomy test!
This doesn't have to do with anything but I came out to my best friend who is bi and it turns out she has feelings for me and I kinda do for her except right now it's hella awkward so that's always fun (sorry I needed to get it off my chest)
It is? Well there goes my Sunday
I read that as "dork-nobs"
" we come in peace, unless you like one of our doorknobs... in that case you're dead meat"