My girlfriend is 5'1 and I'm 6'5
Can confirm she's the least threatening thing ever
@RustyFapwagon, until she cuts your dick off
@The Tower Of Pimps, *bites
@RustyFapwagon, does your pork sword hit her tonsils?
@RustyFapwagon, I'm 5'10 and my gf is 5'11. It's awkward at times, she terrifies me constantly!
@celtics313131, do you own any testicles? Those help with that (this is sarcasm, girls are far more scary than guys)
@Guy Fawkes, she took them from me and carries them around in a suitcase!!
@celtics313131, damn shes a crafty one, ill give her that. She must lnow the powers they possess
@Guy Fawkes, yes she is! She says I can only have them back when it's time to make babies
@celtics313131, doesnt matter had sex?
@Guy Fawkes, ha ha ha
@RustyFapwagon, that's what she wants you to think.
@RustyFapwagon, not true. My girlfriend is a watermelon on a stick with a face drawn on it and a wig. That's way less threatening. *weeps violently*
Haha totally relatable. Only way it could be more is if I had a girlfriend.
@A Math Dealer, I'll be your girlfriend....except I'm a dude. We can still get pizza and game though
@Twisty, sounds good. Sounds better than a girlfriend really. I mean except for like a few things u know.
@A Math Dealer, you can put it in my pooper, but you gotta get me real drunk first.
My girlfriend too transforms into a cute pupper when she is angry.
No one else sees her but she's real to me!
@Imaginaut, i too f*ck dogs
@Guy Fawkes, hah hah.. hah.. wait you do doggy style or canines?