Anyone else an adult who’s moved out with his own life and finances, and STILL lies to their parents regularly about what stuff cost?
“Oh this electric arc lighter I bought even though I don’t smoke cigarettes? Haha yeah it was only... $2...”
@FP Waiter, nah these shoes. Yeah mom. I only paid 30 bucks.
@FP Waiter, nah. I used to even though it was still my money. But now idgaf, my time and resources to spend bby!
@FP Waiter, "this cool knife I bought? Only twenty bucks...plus a hundred bucks....
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, that was exactly me when I got a switchblade as soon as CO legalized them
@FP Waiter, Wish PA would legalize automatic knives. 1. They're awesome 2. It'd help so much at work.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, I work a desk job and mostly use my auto knife for amazon packages but I love it anyways.
@FP Waiter, I work a warehouse that stocks vending machines and I cut shrink-wrap and break down boxes daily.
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, I could see an auto knife being very useful there
@FP Waiter, nope as soon as I left home what I buy is no one's business
@FP Waiter, I got an electric lighter to light joints, they are awesome
@FP Waiter, nope my parents were so bad with money when I was young that they lie to ME now about how much stuff costs.
@FP Waiter, You tell me. I literally bought a 200 dollar hogwarts house robe (like the uniform one) and I told my parents it was around 70 bucks.
A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
So the girl looks at him and says, "You must be a dentist?"
The guy, surprised, says, "Yes, how did you figure that out?"
The girl replies, "Easy, you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a GREAT dentist!"
The guy says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Easy... I didn't feel a thing."
Just bought two Trek bikes actually. Loving them!
@merimar3, cycling, yeah!!! Do you race?
@Smurf309fs, they're hybrids. Not meant for racing as far as I know. I've been doing some urban and trail riding. Only about 12-18 mph usually
This sign was more useful at the gun show. My GF doesn't need to know how much I spent on any of my guns.
I see this getting taken advantage of and people trying to get sh!t