The day someone says "penis me" will be the day they won't get the penis but the ring.
@oddnumbersrule, my wife. It's one of the many many reasons I married her
@Narcoleptic Pilot, is she single?
@oddnumbersrule, plot twist: give her a penis ring
My girlfriend also wears an origami boat hat when asking for sex
This is real. I hate the stereotype that girls don't like sex. I probably want it more than my boyfriend does. Sex is amazing.
I smell a funnyjunk
Put a cock in it, will ya!
Yes my lady
Am make sex! Am make sex GOOD!
Both are acceptable forms.