No, yknow what you should really do to not waste your time, anyone elses, or the parrot's? Instead of teaching the parrot silly little phrases, take the time to bond with it and train it. A lot of the time, i see people buy beautiful birds, and they keep them in the cage almost all the time so that they just "sit there and look pretty". Take the thing out, you could be surprised at how much affection and companionship a bird can offer. They are comparable to dogs. You can leash train them, clicker train them, they can do so much! So dont waste everyones time by merely teaching your parrot something so dumb and simple as a phrase like "help they turned me into a parrot!" Use that time wisely to turn your bird into a flying companion that will give you years of joy.
@Weeee, and then teach him to say it
But if I say I turned into a human everyone just tells me to put pants on.