The mitochondria is the power house of the cell...
@darthsexy, you were supposed to name something useless
@BigJohnson86, as a physicist I can confirm that this is useless information
@Kskronz, as an engineer I can confirm that physicists are useless
@BigJohnson86, as a physicist I can counter that claim
@Kskronz, yes but you're useless therefore your opinion doesn't matter. 😜
@darthsexy, That midichlorians are the powerhouses of the force.
@BigJohnson86, yes but nobody matters therefore everything is useless 🙃
My nuclear launch codes.
Why give them to me but then tell me I can't use them? Sad.
@Donald Trump, patience...
@Donald Trump, what about THE GAME?
@Donald Trump, Was it a bad trade deal?
I'll memorize those codes for you, that way you won't have to. I'll tell them to you when you need them. Just tell me them privately 😈
The entire iPhone APN settings for Viaero Wireless. Used to work there. Not only did I quit 6 months ago, but Viaero no longer needs APNs manually entered.
MMS proxy: 10.168.3.23:9401
Have fun reading that verbally to a grandma who literally cries when she can’t find the Home button on an iPhone. I don’t miss that job.
@FP Waiter, ouch, that would hurt
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
My freshman year marching band show. I can still play the music 8 years later
@Trumpetier06, I can still play the song i played on flute for the 6th grade talent show, which was 16 years ago now. I haven't even picked up a flute in years, but i guarantee you i can play that song haha
@Trumpetier06, hello fellow band nerd :)
@Trumpetier06, I still know my junior year marching band show. That's from 11yrs ago.
F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com, baby.
@sheishkabob, I've never ears that but now I'll never forget it. That company is probably as good as its saying.
@OrphanCrippler44, the company was forced to rebrand as there was no free credit report... I think it's free credit score now...
@sheishkabob, I saw their ad on my tv, thought about going but was too lazy
How to use internet explorer
On of the easiest ways to remember the four types of human tissue is with the acronym C-men: connective, muscle, epithelial, and nerve.
It might not be useless for some others out there, but I know I'm probably never going to be able to use this knowledge outside this scenario
@The Nopemeister, Its ok i know enough about semen already
0118999881999117253. Anyone gets this (Even if a few of the numbers are wrong!) I will love You!
@Patishlebish, FIRE? The numbers are all right.
Edit: wait there's a 9 missing *0118999881999119725...3
@TechnoLogic, Thanks! So what country am I speaking to?
@Patishlebish, genna take a shot and say thats "happy birthday" on an old phone keypad? Ive never learned it myself but those numbers look familiar
@PunnyBaker, Google 01189998819991197253, if a video pops up, watch it. It is not obscene, I swear on my grandma's grave. After that, watch the show.
@Patishlebish, I bloody love this! I downloaded it as a ringtone 3 years ago. All bow to Moss, Roy and Jen!
In my junior year of high school (I'm 22 now) we did a memory exercise in psych/soc. He gave us a sequence of 11 letters he wanted us to memorize. Afterwards, he asked those of us who did how we did it. Some used chunks, some gave the letters meaning. I just plain remembered it through repetition. Apparently this is a rare technique of memorization. This memory not useless enough? The letters were GXCOTRLMBWQ. Now THAT'S useless.
Sorry for the long comment.
1914 Mecklenburg Avenue
An address that no longer exists of a childhood home that no longer stands
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Not my own address but it's an address I can't forget, and it doesn't even remotely benefit me in life.
I memorized the entire periodic table thinking that I would go into chimestry or biology when I was young. Turns out I didn't need to know any of that in engineering.
@NameyMcNameFace, But now you can sing the Elements Song which is impressive
Cheat codes for the first Star Wars Battlefront 2 on ps2. Infinite Health: up x3 left down x3 left up x3 left right. Infinite ammo: up down left down x2 left down x2 left down x3 left right. Your mom: up down up down up down up down up down.
Back in middle school when they started to teach us greater than or less than equations, one teacher told me to look at them as hungry crocodiles that always eat the bigger number. He even drew eyes and teeth on it.
Round and round, let the city turn. Party in the hills, we can party in the burbs. Roof on fire? Let it burn. Champagne in my hand, I'm not concerned.
The fastest way to level to 70 in precataclysm World of Warcraft including where to go, what resources I would need, where all the quests are, etc. I didn't get out much.
@Oujosh29, the ol' speed leveling runs.. yeah man.. used "a couple" of hours on that
The states in alphabetical order
@needleninja, while it may not be handy day to day.. still impressive!
Butterflies taste with their feet.
The entirety of ultimate showdown
The quadratic formula to find where m=0 when the equation isn't factorable.
Los Angeles' full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de los Angeles de Porciunula
Hot cross buns on the recorder
@Firecracker Jim, that is the most valuable information!!
I have all the presidents of the U.S. memorized by last name in order, all the kings and queens of England memorized by first name in order since William I, and most of the periodic table.
How to pronounce
I began explaining Jackie Chan Adventures to my roomates last night. The talismans, the animals, the powers, all of it.
It is a tie between my 7th grade locker combo (15-21-3) or my girlfriends name.
@August Wthr, mine was 5-0-10 so it wasn't hard to memorize
3.1415926535897932384626 no one uses it and I don't even know much
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
Ex equals negative be
Plus or minus square root
Be squared minus four ay cee
All over two ay
How to put on a condom
Knowing where Jamal is.
I can recite a mr gattis jingle I memorized in the 3rd grade. It's actually helped me out twice but not enough to be considered useful
@Nudity Industries, oh fúck you
An eagle can have between 100000-300000 feathers
I might be misremembering, i learned it from a ds game
Sir Edmund Hilary and Tenzing Norgay were the first to climb to the top of Mt Everest.
Three years ago CEC engineer Isaac Clarke barely survived a virulent outbreak aboard the USG Ishimura that turned the dead into mindless killing machines, now its happening again, this time on a metropolis orbiting Saturn known as the Sprawl. Isaac fights to survive as his mind deteriorates and the space station descends into madness and chaos.
Calling POPCORN to get the time. I think it still works
On a bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other, the deaf policeman heard the noise, and went to shoot the two dead boys, if you do not believe my story is true, ask the blind man he saw it too.
The first three Fermat Primes are 3, 5, and 17. Also on Wednesday I rode bus number 4813 to my University. I don't know which one is more useless.
@CheesyGinger, Oh and I can think my way through every level of non-DLC for the first Dishonoured game. I spent way too much time and effort on that game.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The Pythagorean Theorem
My employee number for Blockbuster Video: 29035415089.
CALL J.G. Wentworth - 877 CASH NOW!
My best friends old houses phone number. The house was demolished 10 years ago
All day, all night, Saturday's alright. Online's just fine, night time, anytime. Get your degree, set yourself free, National American University!
Produce codes from when I worked a grocery store. A kiwi is 4030, bananas 4011, navel orange 4012, romain lettuce 3097.... need I say more?
The fish rap from the 3rd Charlie the unicorn video on YouTube.
My disliked ex's number. Not my fault it has a simple pattern!!
The mail song from Blues Clues
Haw tu tert message
That, at 9 years old, you can get your penis stuck in a fidget spinner.
Nexium, the healing purple pill. IT'S NOT EVEN THEIR SLOGAN ANY MORE!
Sleep Country USA! Why buy a mattress anywhere else? *ding*
That and boatloads of Simpsons trivia and facts about comics that run in newspapers. I also know too much about brown and white dwarf stars.
And March 1st is Justin Beiber's birthday. It's also national Pig Day.
This was a really great post and some hilarious comments!
There is a YouTube video with a song we watched in high school chemistry class that explains how a battery works: it starts at the anode electrons are lost there they travel through the wire and through the load on fire they enter the cathode and reduce the cations and the anions travel through the salt bridge back to where? It starts at the anode...
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, B, A, Select, Start
@CurlyGCradleRock, deftones?... please tell me deftones
@Murphlins, Contra...nes...infinite lives code...I grew up in the 80's...old man, sorry...😕
My debit card info sucks that my account is empty all the time
A plethora of arbitrary information about my exgirlfriend
The main song from my end of junior school play, 34 years ago.
The play was Queen Beryl and the Roman's. I was the 3rd Roman.
give us a friendly greeting
give us a cheery smile
after this happy meeting
we'll be around a while
Roman soldiers we
who have sailed across the sea
we have travelled far
and suddenly here we are
I won't bore you with the rest.
The Tootsie Roll commercial song
This phrase "has anyone really been far even as decided to even go want to do look more like?"
That jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
The number for the Auto Loan Phone. 1-877-260-2277. That's 1-877-260-2277.
@Berntley, or jg Wentworth 877-Cash-now (877-cash-now)
@sheishkabob, that one is still pretty prominent, though.
Gonna sing a song, ooh ahh, and it won't take long, ooh ahh. Alayalayalayalaya ooh ahh, alayalayalayalaya ooh ahh. That's a song from first grade. There's a also a made up sex position called the inverted space monkey and how to do it, if I ever pull it off and film it, I get a free buff chick pizza so maybe not too useless. Oh and all the words to My Humps.
@Fatpossum, My friends invented a theoretical sex thing called Atomic Boogaloo 2: Electric Boogaloo where you climb a 20 mile high ladder and jump off with a 4 mile long erection and impale the person at the bottom, who is positioned accordingly. No wait don't call the police.
@Huffman880, The trick is maintaining the erection on the way down.
@Huffman880, it's probably pretty cold 20 miles up so you would need like a boner sweater.
That I too can make a difference in the world
Emerald hill zone all 3 parts