Guys I've been on funnypics for a long time and I can proudly say that I saw my first real pair of boobs last night. It was most glorious, and soft.
@LionTigerPolarbears, *high fives*
@TheHippie52, *high fives back* I high fived you with my hand that has touched boob so that means you just touched boobs too
@LionTigerPolarbears, my man
@LionTigerPolarbears, Did they feel like bags of sand?
@fettman1138, yes but softer and smoother.
@LionTigerPolarbears, I feel boobs every day! Sadly they're mine and I'm a guy :(
@LionTigerPolarbears, you are now a real man
@LionTigerPolarbears, man tits don't count
Were they gigantic
@LionTigerPolarbears, proud of you!
@LionTigerPolarbears, I too saw and touched boobs last night. But it definitely wasn't first time. Lol
Hot damn this is old
Even as a woman with boobs I can confirm this is the reaction. Boobs FTW
@Kayda, prove it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TheHippie52, sadly as a member of the itty bitty community I cannot
@Kayda, that just means you have a brain doesn't it?
All boobs need love #ittybittylivesmatter
@TheHippie52, lol! Indeed, I guess? I'm a biologist and manage a bookshop and in Mensa. But damn I would trade it all for big bewbs! :p
Ya I totally see boobs... all the time... whenever I want... I don't see boobs
@The lone Hispanic, have you heard of pr0n?
@Mendicant Bias, no*sweats nervously*
Can confirm, after 8 years my boyfriend still stops whatever he is doing and stares if I walk by without a shirt on.
Working in a hospital and seeing them multiple times a day, I can safely deny this. But then again I have to ask some patients to lift them so I can clean under them to put the electrodes and so they fling them over their shoulders. It's gross.
That's not how you'd be if it where your grandmas boobs you're looking at
You forgot the 4th time.
Plot twist: it's man boobs