I am available for translation from Aussie to 'murican via English if required
@Horus, it's plain language mate, he's talking about her map of tassy, obvs. Don't be a drongo
@Mr Bombastic, walaby!..... am..... am I contributing?
@Cmnder Shepard, you are making an effort, and that is appreciated my friend
@Horus, he's asking a friend the best way to the bar, friend responds, through the back door.
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, It's obvious. The guy's girlfriend got stung by a wasp near her vagina and the swelling from it closed the hole. The hotline guy says it's a bummer, but the call in guy thinks he means bum her (anal sex)
I hope yer chooks turn into emus and kick yer dunny door down ya c*nt
Whoo! Australia got noticed in the meme newsfeed!
Of course bum her.. genius