Bet it would suck to relate to this...
Cuz I definitely... Don't....
*Charges away sobbing*
@A Monty, are you charging because you're a rhinoceros, or are you charging your watch
@Filthy Franks Noose, yes
@Filthy Franks Noose, he's certainly not charging for sex...
...that was mean
That's why they are so horny
@Murderin Mike, I don't get it
Wow. Mating once every 2-3 years seems like a dream! It'd be awesome to get laid that frequently.
Jokes on you. I never had sex at ages 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, 18, 21, 24, 27, 30, 33....
@AverageBritishMale, I would hope you didn't have sex anywhere below 15 years
2-3 years? HAHAHAHAHAA- try never.
2-3 years? What a stud!
That awkward moment when the rhino has more game than me
I'm pretty sure they don't mate as all since they went extinct a couple years ago
@Average Owl, because of poaching..
Haha what joke rhino, only 2-3? my score is 24 and counting. Get on my level rhino.
Well that hit close to home.
Didn't they go extinct in 2011?
@darkness my friend, I believe so yes. From us
Jokes on you, I never mate!
But its black, its d!ck is probably twice or 3 times the size of asian rhinos
Not even close...
That's how my sex life feels but im married
The black rhineceros..more like the fap rhinoceros.