"The Bitchlax" another childhood classic alongside "Horton Hears a Whore" , "Are You My Domi?" and "Obscene Eggs and Ham" . All from the wonderful mind of Doctor Loose
@Good Guy Satan, what about "The Grinch Stole My Virginity"?
@Good Guy Satan, these need to be a thing. 10/10 would read
@Good Guy Satan, *Horton Hires a Whore
@Good Guy Satan, also don't forget "The Cat into Scat".
@Doctor Krieger, Pour some Cindy Lou Goo into Cindy Lou Hoo
Holy sh1t, my wife made a Dr. Seuss rhyme!
Congrats no one wants to hang out with you.
Sincerely yours, Twitter
Nah I just b!tch about the heat. Cold is fine.
Is...is this poem about millennials?