Two women are fishing. Lisa always catches the most fish. Wanda asked her, "How do you do it? Every time we go fishing you always catch the most fish."
Lisa replied, "When I wake up in the morning, if my husband's thing is hanging off to the left, I fish off the left side of the boat. If his thing is hanging off to the right, I fish off the right side of the boat."
Wanda says, "What if his thing is standing straight up?”
Lisa replies, "Then you don't go fishing!"
I'm drunk after the Vikings spanking the Saints....And that was a challenge to read
@WelI Obviously, Yeah!! Go Vikings!
@WelI Obviously, I watched that p0rn too. I came when they switched to the "Viking Missionary" position.
That's interesting and all, but I really wish they included an example.
The poison for Kuzco...