Started funny but ended fattening
@EddySteady, agreed love the KitKat one gonna try it in next interview they always use 3 interviewers
@BexarMinimum, wouldn't you just eat the fourth part yourself?
@Death of the Mailman, yup the other three distributed amongst the other 3
Bring a bottle of tequila to the interview. Be sure to drink at least 1/3 in the waiting room before they call you in. Carry the bottle in with you and offer body shots to "get the party started." Then suggest they send Hellen the receptionist to the corner store for margarita mix.
"But the receptionist isn't named Hellen."
"They're all named Hellen."
I don't find these funny at all. Am I getting old?
@Breast Day Ever, yes
Break open a Fanta. I visualize the neckof a glass bottle of Fanta being broken off on the desk